Look out for weasels. We are weasel friendly and they have freedom to roam and they’re definitely in charge.

Calm down and don’t lose your mind over this little jewel of the internet.

I have (insert color of the mood here) hair.

My husband and I were high school sweethearts and love the SHIT out of each other. We’ve been told we are gross and disgusting and we love it.

Damon has no hair.

Remember, don’t eat boogers unless you want to.