Yes, I have an accent

I bite when cornered

I bite when not cornered

O.k. You wrangled it out of me … I bite

April Gallaty


April Gallaty, with the fortunate birthday 4/20, is an aspiring comedian in Portland, OR. April is originally from Georgia and her comedy focuses on her upbringing in the South and her daily adventures in middle age.

April has been entertaining people via podcasting since her first podcast, Freak n Bitches, back in 2001. More recently, she has performed in the 2018 NW Women’s Comedy Festival, the 2019 North Carolina Comedy Festival, and the 2019 Cape Fear Comedy Festival.

For upcoming shows, check out the show list below.